Christmas? Really?

It's beginning to feel a lot like April,
Seventy eight degrees...
You wouldn't think I'd miss
Or maybe even wish
That my car windshield would freeze.



It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas
If you're from Maui,
I'm thinking "What the heck?"
Can't wear my turtleneck
In the picture with my family.



I wish it would feel a lot like Christmas,
Or at least, less like Spring Break.
Though it may seem silly,
But I hope Arkansas is chilly
Is snow all that hard to make?