What do you say?

What do you say to the cute little girl scout selling you cookies when the sugar gliders in their bonding pouch under your shirt sound off... really, really loudly? (It's a surprisingly loud "crabbing" sound)

1. "Boy... I've really got a craving for those Thin Mints."
2. "That's just my pace maker letting me know my battery's getting low."
3. "Oh, that noise? That's my iPod, yeah, I wear it in my bra..."
4. "So what? I got wild animals down my shirt. You'll understand when you're older, kid."
5. "It's PMS: Pouched Marsupial Syndrome... really bad this month."
6. "Just hand over the cookies and no one gets hurt..."

I tried for the truth, but I still think I'm on the neighborhood watch list now... sigh...