- "Boy... I've really got a craving for those Thin Mints."
- "That's just my pace maker letting me know my battery's getting low."
- "Oh, that noise? That's my iPod, yeah, I wear it in my bra..."
- "So what? I got wild animals down my shirt. You'll understand when you're older, kid."
- "It's PMS: Pouched Marsupial Syndrome... really bad this month."
- "Just hand over the cookies and no one gets hurt..."
I tried for the truth, but I still think I'm on the neighborhood watch list now... sigh...